Sunday, February 22, 2026

The Toxic Avenger: Still Avenging Vengence!

Alright, strap in. We’re diving headfirst into radioactive sludge and corporate malpractice, and I’m bringing floaties made of pure charisma.

Let’s talk about The Toxic Avenger—the 2023 mutation of The Toxic Avenger, now reborn under the slightly unhinged guidance of Macon Blair. Back in ’84, Lloyd Kaufman gave us a mop-wielding monstrosity who looked like he crawled out of a nuclear septic tank and immediately chose violence. It was cheap, it was gross, it was punk rock cinema shot through a slime filter. It also had all the subtlety of a brick through a windshield. And I loved it.

Friday, February 13, 2026

A TV Crushed His Head, But Not His Spirit: The Case for Stu Macher’s Return

For nearly three decades, Scream has remained a defining force in horror, constantly evolving and subverting expectations. From its genre-defining deconstruction in 1996 to the introduction of the “requel” era, the franchise has thrived on its ability to push boundaries. Now, as Scream 7 approaches, speculation has reached a fever pitch over the return of one of the most infamous Ghostface killers: Stu Macher. While Scream fans have long debated his fate, mounting evidence, thematic consistency, and narrative potential suggest that Stu’s return isn’t just possible—it’s the most logical next step for the franchise.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Scream 7: How the Franchise Might Change Horror—Forever… Again

The year was nineteen hundred and ninety-six. Month: December. Day: 20th. I was fourteen years old, and I was about to witness a film that would change horror forever. But first—I had to ditch school.

Saturday, December 13, 2025

Critters 2: The Main Course (1988): A Second Helping Of The First

Sequels are proof that humankind never learns from trauma. And yet, when the trauma involves demonic hamster-balls from outer space, who can resist a second helping? Critters 2 isn’t a movie; it’s a bar fight between imagination and self-control—directed by Mick Garris, a man who looked at the term “horror-comedy” and thought it meant “set everything on fire.”

Saturday, October 25, 2025

Blank Man: A Film About Heart, Justice, And Silly-Billy-Gumdrops!

In the summer of 1994, while America was still humming along to Boyz II Men and arguing about the O.J. Simpson chase, Damon Wayans stepped onto movie screens dressed in long underwear, goggles, and an old bathrobe. His character, Darryl Walker, was not handsome or slick. He was shy, brilliant, socially awkward—a man who tinkered with gadgets the way other people pray. And when his grandmother was murdered by a street gang, he did something audacious. He didn’t pick up a gun. He picked up a soldering iron.

Sunday, July 13, 2025

Not Another Superman Movie: When even the villains didn’t show up to work...


Let me be clear: I walked into Superman ready to judge it like it owed me money. DC has spent the last decade emotionally sparring with its own fanbase, and I’ve been ringside for every punch. We’ve had operatic gloom, studio panic edits, and enough tonal confusion to require therapy. So when James Gunn took over the most iconic superhero in history, I wasn’t hopeful—I was defensive. And somehow, against my better instincts, this thing won me over.

Gunn doesn’t waste time rehashing the origin story. There’s no drawn-out baby-in-a-rocket nostalgia trip. Clark already exists, already operates as Superman, and already lives in a world that isn’t sure how it feels about him. The film opens with political consequences from one of his interventions abroad, and instead of applause, he’s met with hearings and skepticism. That’s the angle. This isn’t about whether Superman can punch hard enough; it’s about whether the world still believes in what he represents. It’s modern without being preachy, topical without being smug. Gunn threads that needle carefully.

David Corenswet plays Clark with restraint and warmth. He doesn’t brood. He doesn’t posture. He carries himself like someone who understands the weight of his power but refuses to be defined by it. There’s a quiet confidence in his performance that recalls Christopher Reeve without copying him. When he smiles, it doesn’t feel forced. When he struggles, it feels human. That balance is harder to pull off than it looks, and Corenswet nails it.

The newsroom scenes are some of the strongest in the film. Rachel Brosnahan as Lois Lane is sharp, principled, and entirely capable of challenging Clark when necessary. Their chemistry feels grounded, not decorative. There’s an argument midway through the film about accountability and responsibility that does more for their relationship than most superhero romances manage in entire franchises. Brosnahan’s Lois isn’t there to admire Superman; she’s there to question him, and that tension gives the story weight.

Nicholas Hoult delivers a Lex Luthor who is controlled and ideological rather than theatrical. He doesn’t scream or sneer for attention. He speaks calmly about humanity’s right to self-determination, framing Superman as a dangerous anomaly rather than a hero. It’s a subtle performance that builds menace slowly. When Lex finally makes his move in the third act, it feels calculated rather than impulsive, and that intelligence makes him more threatening than any over-the-top villain speech ever could.

Gunn also expands the world without overwhelming it. The introduction of the Justice Gang—particularly Edi Gathegi as Mister Terrific and Nathan Fillion as Guy Gardner—adds texture and ideological friction. These aren’t background cameos; they represent alternative philosophies about heroism. Mister Terrific approaches problems analytically, almost clinically, while Guy Gardner carries himself with abrasive confidence. Their presence underscores that Superman isn’t operating in a vacuum. This world has history, structure, and competing viewpoints.

Visually, the film feels alive. The colors are bold and unapologetic. Daylight action sequences are actually shot in daylight, which sounds basic but feels revolutionary after years of murky destruction. The flight scenes are exhilarating without being weightless; there’s momentum and impact in every acceleration. The IMAX presentation enhances that sensation, particularly during the first major aerial rescue, which drew an audible reaction from the audience. Even Krypto, Superman’s dog, is rendered with surprising realism, grounding what could have been a gimmick in emotional authenticity.

That said, the film isn’t flawless. The third act features significant city destruction, and while Gunn attempts to justify it through evacuation efforts and narrative framing, it still flirts with excess. There are also moments where Superman absorbs punishment in ways that may frustrate viewers who prefer him nearly invincible. The vulnerability raises the stakes, but occasionally it risks diminishing his mythic presence. These are calibration issues rather than fatal flaws, but they’re noticeable.

Where the film truly succeeds is in its tone. Gunn doesn’t deconstruct Superman. He doesn’t parody him. He embraces him. In a cinematic era dominated by antiheroes and moral gray zones, this movie unapologetically allows Superman to be decent. The final act hinges not on brute force but on moral choice, reinforcing the idea that strength without restraint is meaningless. That thematic consistency carries the story to a satisfying conclusion.

Superman may not reinvent the genre, but it confidently reestablishes the character’s core identity. It feels like a foundation rather than a reaction. After years of tonal uncertainty, this film suggests a DC Universe that knows what it wants to be. It’s vibrant, interconnected, and emotionally sincere.

For the first time in a long time, Superman doesn’t feel like a relic being modernized. He feels timeless. And that alone makes this reboot worth the flight.

Thursday, February 20, 2025

The Toxic Rise and Radioactive Fall of the Toxic Crusaders Toy Line.

By the time Toxic Crusaders entered the 1990s toy and animation market, the landscape was already saturated with mutant superheroes, anthropomorphic warriors, and various action-packed cartoons designed for the sole purpose of selling toys. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles phenomenon had created a boom in which every toy company scrambled to launch the next big multi-media, kid-friendly action franchise. Some succeeded (Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers), but many crashed and burned (Biker Mice from Mars, Street Sharks, SWAT Kats), and Toxic Crusaders would, unfortunately, land in the latter category.

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Captain America: Brave New World – A Half-Baked, Half-Hearted, Half-Assed Sequel to a Movie We Forgot About.

Oh, Captain, my Captain, what has Marvel done to you? What has Marvel done to all of us? And, more importantly, what has Marvel done to themselves?

As a Marvel fan, it is my solemn, masochistic duty to watch every single theatrical release (I can’t… I just can’t) and every Disney+ mini-series (I can’t… I just… listen, I’m not a masochist). Ever since the Infinity Saga wrapped up in a bow of perfection, we, the fans, have been unknowingly conditioned to expect well-written, top-tier, comic-accurate (for the most part) productions. Marvel couldn’t miss. They were cranking out billion-dollar blockbusters like Kevin Feige had a money printer hidden under his baseball cap. The formula had been perfected, much like Bruce Banner’s Hulk transformation—each film bigger, stronger, smashing harder.

Thursday, February 13, 2025

Pet Sematary (1989): A Cinematic Exploration of Grief, Ego, and the Inescapable Nature of Death

Horror is often mischaracterized as a genre built solely on fear—on blood, on shadows lurking in the dark, on creatures and killers that stalk their victims in the night. But true horror, the kind that lingers, the kind that permeates the mind and soul, does not rely on the grotesque or the supernatural. It is the horror of inevitability, of powerlessness, of watching something unfold with the growing realization that there is no stopping it. Pet Sematary, released in 1989 and directed by Mary Lambert, is a film that understands this. Based on Stephen King’s harrowing 1983 novel, the film is not just a ghost story, nor is it merely a cautionary tale about meddling with forces beyond human comprehension. It is a dissertation on grief, denial, and the slow, soul-consuming nature of loss, a story about a man who cannot accept what life has taken from him, who cannot admit his own limitations, and who, in his desperation, brings about his own destruction.

Thursday, January 30, 2025

The Marvels: A Cosmic Catastrophe That Even Time Travel Can’t Fix


Alright, let’s properly unravel the cinematic chaos that is The Marvels—or as I’ve come to think of it, How to Lose a Fanbase in 90 Minutes. Strap in, because this is going to be a ride—one filled with time jumps, existential dread, and the gnawing feeling that someone out there got paid millions to make this.

Tuesday, January 28, 2025

Mac and Me: Why Hollywood Will Repeat Its Most Cynical Mistake

As one of the most infamous flops in film history, Mac and Me (1988) stands as a monument to the perils of corporate filmmaking. Bankrolled by McDonald’s, the film cynically attempted to capitalize on both the cultural love for E.T. and the fast-food chain’s dominance in marketing to children. The result was not only an unintentional comedy of errors but also a cautionary tale about prioritizing brand synergy over genuine storytelling.

Monday, January 27, 2025

The Overlooked Brilliance of The Fly II: A Worthy Heir to a Body Horror Classic

David Cronenberg’s The Fly (1986) is a towering achievement in cinema, a haunting meditation on love, science, and the fragility of the human body. Its visceral blend of tragedy and body horror has earned it a place among the genre’s greatest masterpieces. Yet, its sequel, The Fly II (1989), has languished in the shadow of its predecessor, often dismissed as a pale imitation. This dismissal is not only unfair but also fails to recognize the sequel’s unique contributions to the mythology of The Fly. When examined on its own terms, The Fly II emerges as a deeply resonant film that expands on the themes of the original, delivering its own brand of emotional devastation and horrifying spectacle.

Sunday, January 26, 2025

The Toxic Avenger: A Radioactive Rumble of Chaos, Camp, and Justice

The Toxic Avenger is the movie equivalent of a mud-wrestling match held behind a rundown gym—filthy, chaotic, and an absolute blast to watch. It’s the masterpiece of misfit cinema, a potent radioactive cocktail that mixes vigilante justice with campy absurdity in ways that’ll make you question your own sanity. If that sounds like a good time to you, then strap in, because this flick is a wild ride from the very first toxic splash.

Saturday, January 25, 2025

The Return of the Living Dead: The Punk Rock Zombie Apocalypse You Didn’t Know You Needed!

Once in a while, a movie comes along that doesn’t just shake the status quo; it dropkicks it into a flaming dumpster. The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is that movie. Directed by Dan O’Bannon—who went from writing Alien to creating this chaotic masterpiece—this film didn’t just breathe new life into the zombie genre. It puked, danced, and moshed its way into cinematic history. This isn’t your typical “slow-moving, head-shot-solves-everything” zombie flick. No, The Return of the Living Dead takes the rulebook, douses it in Trioxin gas, and lets it rise again as something completely unhinged.

Friday, January 24, 2025

Masters of the Universe: The Rise and Fall of an ’80s Cinematic Experiment

Released in 1987 by Cannon Films, Masters of the Universe was a bold attempt to adapt Mattel’s wildly successful toy line and the accompanying animated series (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe) into a big-budget, live-action motion picture. Directed by Gary Goddard and starring Dolph Lundgren in the titular role, the film sought to capture the fantasy, heroism, and otherworldly allure that had enthralled children throughout the early to mid-1980s. The resulting production, however, arrived at a time of shifting market conditions—declining toy sales, budgetary pressures, and changing audience tastes—and ultimately failed to achieve critical or commercial success.

Thursday, January 23, 2025

The Blob (1988): A Gooey Triumph of Practical Effects and Cult Nostalgi

Chuck Russell’s 1988 remake of The Blob may seem at first glance like a run-of-the-mill '80s horror rehash, but beneath its gelatinous surface lies a thrilling exploration of practical effects, small-town paranoia, and what happens when you underestimate a B-movie concept. Kevin Dillon’s mullet and Shawnee Smith’s cheerleader-turned-badass combo headline a film that’s equal parts campy fun and visceral terror. In a time when horror leaned heavily on slashers, The Blob dared to turn the enemy into an amorphous, unstoppable force of nature—and it’s deliciously horrifying.

Wednesday, January 22, 2025

My Pet Monster (1986): A Miscalculated Relic of the 80s That Never Stood a Chance

The 1980s were a time of remarkable creativity and experimentation in cinema, producing beloved classics that captured the imaginations of children and adults alike. However, not every concept struck gold. My Pet Monster (1986), based on the popular toy of the same name, was a bold attempt to capitalize on the decade’s booming toy-to-screen pipeline—a trend that brought franchises like Transformers and He-Man to cultural dominance. Unfortunately, this direct-to-video oddity never gained traction at the box office (or even the video rental shelves) and has since faded into relative obscurity.

Tuesday, January 21, 2025

Oh, What a Tangled Web We Never Saw: The Saga of James Cameron’s Spider-Man.

Spider-Man might be your friendly neighborhood hero today, swinging across cinema screens with box office record-breaking ease, but there was a time when his web got tangled in legal dramas, creative differences, and a script that read more like a fever dream than a superhero blockbuster. Enter James Cameron, the maestro of epic cinema, the man who made us terrified of robots (Terminator), space bugs (Aliens), and icebergs (Titanic).

Monday, January 20, 2025

From Popcorn Dreams to Babysitter Screams: The Tragic Decline of Movie Magic

When I was a kid, going to the movies was everything. Forget Disney World—those sticky theater floors and the screen wider than my imagination were the real most exciting place on Earth. It wasn’t just about watching a movie; it was about experiencing the magic of cinema. For 90 glorious minutes, you were transported to another world, where practical effects made you believe dinosaurs were real, spaceships could travel faster than light, and explosions always happened in slow motion (because why not?).

Sunday, January 19, 2025

Trashing Conventions: A Critical Analysis of Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie

In the annals of 1980s pop culture, Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie stands as a perplexing artifact that straddles the line between commercial miscalculation and cult oddity. Released in 1987 and directed by Rod Amateau, this film adaptation of the popular (and often controversial) trading cards proved to be a spectacular critical and commercial flop upon its debut. Yet, beneath its off-putting visuals and seemingly incoherent narrative, Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie offers a curious case study in the limits of mainstream children’s entertainment, the impact of merchandising-driven cinema, and the collision between countercultural satire and corporate commodification.