Sunday, February 22, 2026

The Toxic Avenger: Still Avenging Vengence!

Alright, strap in. We’re diving headfirst into radioactive sludge and corporate malpractice, and I’m bringing floaties made of pure charisma.

Let’s talk about The Toxic Avenger—the 2023 mutation of The Toxic Avenger, now reborn under the slightly unhinged guidance of Macon Blair. Back in ’84, Lloyd Kaufman gave us a mop-wielding monstrosity who looked like he crawled out of a nuclear septic tank and immediately chose violence. It was cheap, it was gross, it was punk rock cinema shot through a slime filter. It also had all the subtlety of a brick through a windshield. And I loved it.

Friday, February 13, 2026

A TV Crushed His Head, But Not His Spirit: The Case for Stu Macher’s Return

For nearly three decades, Scream has remained a defining force in horror, constantly evolving and subverting expectations. From its genre-defining deconstruction in 1996 to the introduction of the “requel” era, the franchise has thrived on its ability to push boundaries. Now, as Scream 7 approaches, speculation has reached a fever pitch over the return of one of the most infamous Ghostface killers: Stu Macher. While Scream fans have long debated his fate, mounting evidence, thematic consistency, and narrative potential suggest that Stu’s return isn’t just possible—it’s the most logical next step for the franchise.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Scream 7: How the Franchise Might Change Horror—Forever… Again

The year was nineteen hundred and ninety-six. Month: December. Day: 20th. I was fourteen years old, and I was about to witness a film that would change horror forever. But first—I had to ditch school.

Saturday, December 13, 2025

Critters 2: The Main Course (1988): A Second Helping Of The First

Sequels are proof that humankind never learns from trauma. And yet, when the trauma involves demonic hamster-balls from outer space, who can resist a second helping? Critters 2 isn’t a movie; it’s a bar fight between imagination and self-control—directed by Mick Garris, a man who looked at the term “horror-comedy” and thought it meant “set everything on fire.”

Saturday, October 25, 2025

Blank Man: A Film About Heart, Justice, And Silly-Billy-Gumdrops!

In the summer of 1994, while America was still humming along to Boyz II Men and arguing about the O.J. Simpson chase, Damon Wayans stepped onto movie screens dressed in long underwear, goggles, and an old bathrobe. His character, Darryl Walker, was not handsome or slick. He was shy, brilliant, socially awkward—a man who tinkered with gadgets the way other people pray. And when his grandmother was murdered by a street gang, he did something audacious. He didn’t pick up a gun. He picked up a soldering iron.

Sunday, July 13, 2025

Not Another Superman Movie: When even the villains didn’t show up to work...


Let me be clear: I walked into Superman ready to judge it like it owed me money. DC has spent the last decade emotionally sparring with its own fanbase, and I’ve been ringside for every punch. We’ve had operatic gloom, studio panic edits, and enough tonal confusion to require therapy. So when James Gunn took over the most iconic superhero in history, I wasn’t hopeful—I was defensive. And somehow, against my better instincts, this thing won me over.

Gunn doesn’t waste time rehashing the origin story. There’s no drawn-out baby-in-a-rocket nostalgia trip. Clark already exists, already operates as Superman, and already lives in a world that isn’t sure how it feels about him. The film opens with political consequences from one of his interventions abroad, and instead of applause, he’s met with hearings and skepticism. That’s the angle. This isn’t about whether Superman can punch hard enough; it’s about whether the world still believes in what he represents. It’s modern without being preachy, topical without being smug. Gunn threads that needle carefully.

David Corenswet plays Clark with restraint and warmth. He doesn’t brood. He doesn’t posture. He carries himself like someone who understands the weight of his power but refuses to be defined by it. There’s a quiet confidence in his performance that recalls Christopher Reeve without copying him. When he smiles, it doesn’t feel forced. When he struggles, it feels human. That balance is harder to pull off than it looks, and Corenswet nails it.

The newsroom scenes are some of the strongest in the film. Rachel Brosnahan as Lois Lane is sharp, principled, and entirely capable of challenging Clark when necessary. Their chemistry feels grounded, not decorative. There’s an argument midway through the film about accountability and responsibility that does more for their relationship than most superhero romances manage in entire franchises. Brosnahan’s Lois isn’t there to admire Superman; she’s there to question him, and that tension gives the story weight.

Nicholas Hoult delivers a Lex Luthor who is controlled and ideological rather than theatrical. He doesn’t scream or sneer for attention. He speaks calmly about humanity’s right to self-determination, framing Superman as a dangerous anomaly rather than a hero. It’s a subtle performance that builds menace slowly. When Lex finally makes his move in the third act, it feels calculated rather than impulsive, and that intelligence makes him more threatening than any over-the-top villain speech ever could.

Gunn also expands the world without overwhelming it. The introduction of the Justice Gang—particularly Edi Gathegi as Mister Terrific and Nathan Fillion as Guy Gardner—adds texture and ideological friction. These aren’t background cameos; they represent alternative philosophies about heroism. Mister Terrific approaches problems analytically, almost clinically, while Guy Gardner carries himself with abrasive confidence. Their presence underscores that Superman isn’t operating in a vacuum. This world has history, structure, and competing viewpoints.

Visually, the film feels alive. The colors are bold and unapologetic. Daylight action sequences are actually shot in daylight, which sounds basic but feels revolutionary after years of murky destruction. The flight scenes are exhilarating without being weightless; there’s momentum and impact in every acceleration. The IMAX presentation enhances that sensation, particularly during the first major aerial rescue, which drew an audible reaction from the audience. Even Krypto, Superman’s dog, is rendered with surprising realism, grounding what could have been a gimmick in emotional authenticity.

That said, the film isn’t flawless. The third act features significant city destruction, and while Gunn attempts to justify it through evacuation efforts and narrative framing, it still flirts with excess. There are also moments where Superman absorbs punishment in ways that may frustrate viewers who prefer him nearly invincible. The vulnerability raises the stakes, but occasionally it risks diminishing his mythic presence. These are calibration issues rather than fatal flaws, but they’re noticeable.

Where the film truly succeeds is in its tone. Gunn doesn’t deconstruct Superman. He doesn’t parody him. He embraces him. In a cinematic era dominated by antiheroes and moral gray zones, this movie unapologetically allows Superman to be decent. The final act hinges not on brute force but on moral choice, reinforcing the idea that strength without restraint is meaningless. That thematic consistency carries the story to a satisfying conclusion.

Superman may not reinvent the genre, but it confidently reestablishes the character’s core identity. It feels like a foundation rather than a reaction. After years of tonal uncertainty, this film suggests a DC Universe that knows what it wants to be. It’s vibrant, interconnected, and emotionally sincere.

For the first time in a long time, Superman doesn’t feel like a relic being modernized. He feels timeless. And that alone makes this reboot worth the flight.