Saturday, October 25, 2025
Blank Man: A Film About Heart, Justice, And Silly-Billy-Gumdrops!
Sunday, July 13, 2025
Not Another Superman Movie: When even the villains didn’t show up to work...
Plot Summary? More Like Plot Suggestion. Let’s try to piece this thing together, shall we?
Our story begins—as all creatively bankrupt reboots do—with a moody, brooding Superman hovering over Earth like he’s trying to remember if he left the stove on. The movie pretends it’s about legacy, alienation, and finding purpose in a post-Justice League world, but let’s be honest: it’s really about Krypto the Superdog, who gets more action, more character development, and more emotionally resonant moments than Clark Kent himself.
Monday, February 24, 2025
A TV Crushed His Head, But Not His Spirit: The Case for Stu Macher’s Return
Thursday, February 20, 2025
The Toxic Rise and Radioactive Fall of the Toxic Crusaders Toy Line.
Wednesday, February 19, 2025
Captain America: Brave New World – A Half-Baked, Half-Hearted, Half-Assed Sequel to a Movie We Forgot About.
As a Marvel fan, it is my solemn, masochistic duty to watch every single theatrical release (I can’t… I just can’t) and every Disney+ mini-series (I can’t… I just… listen, I’m not a masochist). Ever since the Infinity Saga wrapped up in a bow of perfection, we, the fans, have been unknowingly conditioned to expect well-written, top-tier, comic-accurate (for the most part) productions. Marvel couldn’t miss. They were cranking out billion-dollar blockbusters like Kevin Feige had a money printer hidden under his baseball cap. The formula had been perfected, much like Bruce Banner’s Hulk transformation—each film bigger, stronger, smashing harder.




