All are short, ugly and have poor social skills but still want to help Dodger win the affection of Tangerine whom he has a huge crush on. Tangerine is into fashion and they make some clothes which impress Tangerine and make her notice Dodger who couldn't be happier but it seems that she is only using Dodger to further her own fashion designing career and once Juice finds out about the garbage pail kids he sends them to the state home for the ugly to be put down for good...


Co-written and directed by Rod Amateau this notorious film is based on the Topps Chewing Gum card series The Garbage Pail Kids which were at their most popular back in the mid 80's and were a big craze back then, I myself collected them as a kid and still have several hundred original cards from the first eight series that were released. I can't say I remembered much from the film but there were a few scenes here and there that seemed familiar, anyway The Garbage Pail Kids is generally considered one of the worst films ever made amongst regular movie goers but as a bad film I found it somewhat enjoyable despite being terrible. The film lasts for 96 minutes and despite being pretty awful in every conceivable way I had great fun with it and I certainly wasn't bored, the script is a mess that is so uneven and misjudged it's difficult to understand.
Some of the jokes and gags are tasteless and bordering on perverted. From Messy Tessy and her snot problem to Windy Winston who farts loudly all the time to Ali Gator who just wants to eat people toes these kids lack basic social manners. There are some uncomfortable moments as well, like the fourteen year old Dodger getting excited when Tangerine changes shirts or when he has a bath and someone notes that he has 'nice legs' (this is a fourteen year old boy!) in a suggestive manner, Dodger is beaten up and mugged in broad daylight yet no-one helps him and the bizarre concept of the state home for the ugly which is played in creepy and sinister seriousness is just wrong. The whole film is wrong, the story is all over the place with a strange mortality tale at its heart that seems to be building up to a feel good happy ending but doesn't particularly end well for anyone as the bullies are beaten, Tangerine is exposed, Dodger is left heartbroken and the garbage pail kids ride off into the distance to cause more havoc after their friends are killed back at the state home for the ugly.



The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is a film with a really bad reputation but I have to fly in the face of popular opinion here and say I enjoyed it for what it is, the original cards were brilliant and imaginative and funny and disgusting and gross and wonderfully painted while the film is just surreal and wrong but I liked it none the less. Apparently there were plans for a sequel but it was never made.