All are short, ugly and have poor social skills but still want to help Dodger win the affection of Tangerine whom he has a huge crush on. Tangerine is into fashion and they make some clothes which impress Tangerine and make her notice Dodger who couldn't be happier but it seems that she is only using Dodger to further her own fashion designing career and once Juice finds out about the garbage pail kids he sends them to the state home for the ugly to be put down for good...
Co-written and directed by Rod Amateau this notorious film is based on the Topps Chewing Gum card series The Garbage Pail Kids which were at their most popular back in the mid 80's and were a big craze back then, I myself collected them as a kid and still have several hundred original cards from the first eight series that were released. I can't say I remembered much from the film but there were a few scenes here and there that seemed familiar, anyway The Garbage Pail Kids is generally considered one of the worst films ever made amongst regular movie goers but as a bad film I found it somewhat enjoyable despite being terrible. The film lasts for 96 minutes and despite being pretty awful in every conceivable way I had great fun with it and I certainly wasn't bored, the script is a mess that is so uneven and misjudged it's difficult to understand.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie really has to be seen to be believed, there's even a musical number about halfway through as the kids break out into song. There's a bit of gore as Ali Gator eats eyeballs and severed toes, some very tasteless moments like Windy Windston ripping some loud farts and Valerie Vomit finally projectile vomiting green sick over a couple of people. But then again without these moments this would have been as boring as they come. The special effects vary, the kids are really odd looking, and they just look sort of weird and creepy and freaky.
They are sort of cartoon monstrosities brought into the real world; they have little movement as far as facial features go which gives them a strange stiffness. They all look quite rubbery and surreal yet I ended up quite liking them. Despite being cast as great fashion designers the clothes on show are awful and where did the names of these people come from? Who exactly calls someone Tangerine? The whole film is very 80's and for that I am not complaining. The opening sequence is bizarre and features a spaceship shaped like a garbage pail that wobbles all over the place like one of the strings holding it up has broken! Totally random and has nothing to do with the rest of the film.
With a lifetime gross of just over $1,500,000 this was a huge flop (although it was barely released) so the news that a new Garbage Pail Kids Movie is to be made seems a gamble but it's one I'd like to see considering the advances in technology and special effects. The whole film looks cheap and very dated but that's part of its charm I think. The acting is poor but in an entertainingly bad way, not just stiff and wooden but over the top and hammy.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is a film with a really bad reputation but I have to fly in the face of popular opinion here and say I enjoyed it for what it is, the original cards were brilliant and imaginative and funny and disgusting and gross and wonderfully painted while the film is just surreal and wrong but I liked it none the less. Apparently there were plans for a sequel but it was never made.